Ode To Yak

ODE TO YAK

There charges through our class door
A wild and fearsome creature.
Wait, it resembles a human;
Help! It is our English teacher!

She snorts and roars and swears out loud,
Her made-up nose a quiver.
Those eyes which glint so yakishly
Send down our spines a shiver.

Not a single student soul
Is safe where she can see.
To one who smiles, she loudly cries,
"But you're harassing me!"