ODE TO YAK
There charges through our class door
A wild and fearsome creature.
Wait, it resembles a human;
Help! It is our English teacher!
She snorts and roars and swears out loud,
Her made-up nose a quiver.
Those eyes which glint so yakishly
Send down our spines a shiver.
Not a single student soul
Is safe where she can see.
To one who smiles, she loudly cries,
"But you're harassing me!"
There charges through our class door
A wild and fearsome creature.
Wait, it resembles a human;
Help! It is our English teacher!
She snorts and roars and swears out loud,
Her made-up nose a quiver.
Those eyes which glint so yakishly
Send down our spines a shiver.
Not a single student soul
Is safe where she can see.
To one who smiles, she loudly cries,
"But you're harassing me!"
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